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Kotari Chat with the NSS from an Email, November 2001 Asheeth is a National Security Service staff sergeant working for Adam Zahir, a senior officer in the NSS. TallBlack is a Maldivian living outside Maldives. The chat is taking place on the Maldivian controlled Kotari channel.
Asheeth: np TallBlack: are you in male' Asheeth: yes TallBlack: cool TallBlack: i heard that you are a sgt TallBlack: is that right Asheeth: yeah a SSgt TallBlack: excellent Asheeth: so u are too far behind bro TallBlack: may be Asheeth: yeah TallBlack: are you at work or at home Asheeth: no in office TallBlack: ok Asheeth: .... TallBlack: i heard that these days cops try to monitor these chat channels Asheeth: who told u? Asheeth: no Asheeth: how can we? TallBlack: thats true - but i guess you peple are trying - arn't you Asheeth: no.... Asheeth: i just came to chat with a Malayfriend... Asheeth: still he is not online Asheeth: so i am just waiting for him TallBlack: i guess the fact that you have no conrol over the cybespace must be realy frustrating aye Asheeth: cannot wait so long Asheeth: so what are u trying to say?? Asheeth: even the great americans don't have the control Asheeth: so who are we... poor us... TallBlack: well, the americans at least let the people be free TallBlack: and let them do whatever they wanna do - unless they harm others Asheeth: so do us? Asheeth: we don't take them.. TallBlack: well, there is freedom in the maldvies - as i have heard TallBlack: i mean there is no freedom Asheeth: so why u stay here.. go get lost to a place where u have freedom Asheeth: and enjoy your life Asheeth: hehehe TallBlack: i am enjoying my life buddy Asheeth: thanks Asheeth: so why care abt us TallBlack: so tell me the truth - are you spying on these innocent kids wo get online Asheeth: why do we have to... when we know the real ppl behind the scence Asheeth: hehehehe TallBlack: we care about these things caus you people breach fundamental human rights Asheeth: hey come on... TallBlack: the civilised world do not tolerate such barberic behavious Asheeth: u are trying to say that u work for the freedom... Asheeth: fuck Asheeth: even if your damn god father is the president he will use the power Asheeth: hehehe TallBlack: well, according to the universal law all human beings are free and born with equal dignity Asheeth: so?? TallBlack: its our responsibility to uphold the universal law Asheeth: what more freedom u need TallBlack: we have got all the freedom Asheeth: so Asheeth: is that the only thing u guys knows... freedom and party system... Asheeth: hehehehe Asheeth: nothing else Asheeth: only two words in your dictionary TallBlack: well, those are fundamental norms or civilised societies TallBlack: we are trying to civilise people like you who are spying on innocent civilinas Asheeth: fuck... fuck your fundamental norms Asheeth: we have power and we will do what ever we want ok Asheeth: and who the hell u ppl can do Asheeth: just nothing TallBlack: lets have a civilised conversation TallBlack: you have very limited power Asheeth: put some bullshit in to the net and laugh Asheeth: hehehehe TallBlack: we will be laughing, but you will awake all night thinking about what we put here Asheeth: noway Asheeth: we don't give a damn shit onto that Asheeth: hehehe TallBlack: well, then why are you guys spying on people online TallBlack: why are you guys intercepting peoples telephone conversations Asheeth: ohh come.. on... those are rumors from your mothers mouth... TallBlack: why are you guys screening peoples emails Asheeth: ppl like your mother and old father talk abt that from the market place Asheeth: ppl like your mother and old father talk abt that from the market place Asheeth: ohh come.. on... those are rumors from your mothers mouth... TallBlack: we have evidence to produce to world ribunel Asheeth: go Asheeth: put it Asheeth: and u will be fucked Asheeth: hehehehe TallBlack: and you will be punished for that Asheeth: is it Asheeth: very good TallBlack: we give you aid - we feed you - we edicate you - we provide you sheltor Asheeth: i like that Asheeth: so?? Asheeth: but u did not give your sister for me to fuck Asheeth: hehehe TallBlack: well, thats explains the quality of NSS personnel Asheeth: so?? Asheeth: what can u do? Asheeth: just cry and cry Asheeth: and see the end of your great ppl... from our hands Asheeth: hehehehe TallBlack: well, thats a terrorist threat TallBlack: coming from a terrorist organisation Asheeth: so.... Asheeth: yes ... as u wish Asheeth: u guys can do nothing to us... hehehehe Asheeth: we will live forever.... TallBlack: we will demorolise you TallBlack: we will make you people free Asheeth: FREE of what?? TallBlack: free of oppression Asheeth: we are FREE ey u motherfucker Asheeth: thanks a lot TallBlack: thank you for sharing your frustrations Asheeth: hehehe Asheeth: so copy this and send it to the tribunal... Asheeth: and your Gang Asheeth: ok TallBlack: make sure you take a copy this transcript to your boss TallBlack: i will have a copy for my file Asheeth: plz Asheeth: thanks a, lot TallBlack: why are you thanking me so much Asheeth: for all what u are doing for us Asheeth: hehehe TallBlack: so how is your holy war against rats Asheeth: good TallBlack: the you might like to read this TallBlack: While the United States and its Western Allies open a new front in the war against international terrorism with air raids on Afghanistan's ruling Taliban and al-Qaeda terrorist network, the Maldives National Security Service is faced with a more difficult task- that of eradicating rodent mammals from the vicinity of Male'... Asheeth: i have already ok TallBlack: According to a recent press statement issued by the the Ministry of Defence and National Security in Male'... Asheeth: all abt in that site Asheeth: ok TallBlack: The General Staff of the National Security Service have reaffirmed their unquestioning loyalty... Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok TallBlack: According to a military spokesman, in this operation rat hangouts and mating areas will be specifically targeted... Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok Asheeth: i have already ok TallBlack: Military experts say that Mullah President General Maumoon Abdul Gayoom can only win this war if he uses chemical agents... TallBlack: which site TallBlack: where and when did you see this stuff TallBlack: are you there - or trying to get an answer from your boss? TallBlack: hello *** Asheeth Quit (Ping timeout) |
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